I sat down for dinner and told the kids how happy I was that I'd booked a hotel for us in Frankfurt for our 15 hour layover on the way to Tunis. (It'll be totally worth the money to have a place to rest for the day).
"Don't say we have a hotel in Germany," Leila says, "Because it makes my tummy really excited and I just ate."
Out of nowwhere, a few minutes later, Ali says, "It's not funny."
"What's not funny?"
"Nobody. Dogs are not funny."
"Becaue they're not. Dogs are fun to play with."
Then I get in trouble for using napkins from little miss ecological.
"Don't use napkins. You should have handcuffs in your pocket. Well, usually fancy people have handcuffs in their pockets."