"Coffee is tea"

Ali told me, several times, in a professorial voice accompanied by demonstrative gestures.
I explained, "Tea is made from the leaves of a plant and coffee is made from the seed of a fruit.And kisses," I added, leaning down to kiss him, "are made from..." "God," he finished, falling to the floor to evade the kiss.
"Why God?"
"God makes kisses."
Pretty good theology there since kisses are about love.